I first encountered Dan Rhodes with the wonderful, witty, intelligent, feel-good rom-com and more This Is Life. Rhodes on that showing, knew how to warm the cockles of the heart without spoonsful of saccharine, with a delicious, inventive sense of humour, sharp observations, and finely honed prose. I have to confess that the ‘humour’ genre generally raises nary a chuckle in this house, as you can spot the boom-boom punchlines coming in predictable fashion
Rhodes did not do that boom boom in This Is Life. However….he does it rather a lot in this book. If the story of a book will involve an earnest attempt to reach a place called Upper Bottom, it is absolutely obvious there will be much very unsubtle humour, geared at the reader’s inner four year old, and with more than a whiff of Ooh, Matron! Carry On about it.
And there was……but Rhodes had me groaning out loud with ‘no, no I can’t believe you are really going to go for potty humour in this way’ amusement. I whickered, snickered, sniggered, chortled, gasped, giggled, barked, roared, face-palmed in appalled disbelief, whinnied, screeched, howled, gibbered and made every attempt at working through an evolution of as many animal sounds possible as I proceeded through this possibly shockingly nasty book
One of the two central characters in this piece of fiction is a certain Professor Richard Dawkins who is a worldwide celebrity through the authorship of very well written books about evolution and genetics. He has also written books espousing a very militant atheism and achieved a guru like fame, loved and loathed in equal measure. This Professor Richard Dawkins has also become famous for using Social Media to scatter his pronouncements in peppery fashion on this that and the other. Curiously, the Professor Richard Dawkins who is one of the central characters in Mr Rhodes book bears more than a passing resemblance, albeit tweaked into a Spitting Image puppet kind of way, to a world famous evolutionary biologist and militant atheist whose name happens to be Richard Dawkins. And who is a professor. It’s possibly a coincidence.

“Dawkins at UT Austin” by Shane Pope from Austin, United States Wiki Commons
The Professor Dawkins of this book is a devoted public speaker, travelling here there and everywhere to carry the message of atheism to ignorant unbelievers who hold different views from those espoused by evolutionary biologists steeped in the scientific method. In this book, this Professor Dawkins is taking his message to the cosy Women’s Institute in a place called Upper Bottom. He is travelling with his assistant, a man called (by Professor Richard Dawkins), Smee. Though that isn’t his real name. Unfortunately an extreme wrong kind of snow weather event means his train can’t reach the Bottoms, (there are, of course, many Bottoms) and all roads to all Bottoms are blocked. The Professor is forced to seek shelter from the storm, with his trusty assistant carrying the bags, in the proverbial any port in the. Which just happens to be in Market Horton, whose claim to fame is being ‘The Gateway To The Bottoms’
The kindly hosts who will rescue the illustrious Professor and his devoted amanuensis are a retired vicar and his wife, Mr and Mrs Potter, who have a twin bedded bed and breakfast room in their house. Mrs Potter is a slightly simple soul, though enormously kind. She does make quite a few mistakes. For example, confusing this Professor with another gentleman of a reasonably similar sounding last name, who is a real-life mathematician. On being disabused of her error, and told that our professor is an expert on genomes, she makes another mistake, as anyone might, and tries to arrange the décor of the spare bedroom in a way which will make our rescued from the snow Professor feel right at home. Kindly Mrs Potter has installed a collection of objects from her garden, brought in for the winter, to gladden the heart of her chilly guest. And that was where I started making loud animal noises, which only got louder and more frequent

A gladsome wintery scene, commons, pixabay
I rather guiltily found this an enormously feel-good book. But then, I’m not called Professor Richard Dawkins, Martin Amis, Lynne Truss, Scarlett Johansson, A.C Grayling, Pippa Middleton, or any of the other names caught in the sights of Mr Rhodes pop-gun
For the record, this book (which I gratefully received as a Christmas gift digital review copy from the doughty publishers, Aardvark Bureau) was originally published a year ago in a limited run of 400 as a self-published book by Mr Rhodes, who is a successful author.
Surprisingly, this was a book seen as a little too hot to handle, as the legal teams of publishing houses were curiously worried that a certain Professor Dawkins might have a few choice objections, particularly as there is no disclaimer that none of the characters named in the book bear any resemblance to any real people who happen to have similar names.
I can quite understand that anyone called Professor Richard Dawkins might be very offended by this book. I would be, if that was my name. And so I’m very ashamed to say that even admitting that, I couldn’t stop laughing. Even though I no longer think that Dan Rhodes is such a warm-hearted person as I did after discovering that feel-good rom com ‘This Is Life’

Not a Professor
This is a kind of feel-bad because you feel so good book. I’m afraid I recommend it, and hope that Professor Richard Dawkins has some variant of a duck’s back gene, and handles this as if it were water.
When the Professor Got Stuck in the Snow Amazon UK
When the Professor Got Stuck in the Snow Amazon USA
This does sound deliciously naughty and perverse – may have to check it out! If I find it.
Well MarinaSofia, if you are a NetGalleyer, it was being offered as a ‘wish’ and I was lucky the publisher granted mine – but it is available on the Amazon’s as Aardvark Bureau have published it, after a year of it being a sleeper, with the 400 copies Rhodes published himself, vanishing like hot cakes. So it is now available to buy and to download – he even gave free copies last year to some libraries too! It is very wicked and very funny indeed
This review has opened my eyes! Having only read Timoleon Vieta Come Home, I would never have associated Rhodes with feel-good writing. In fact, I’m still recovering from it & would have thought I’d never look at anything by him again – but if I’m lucky enough to happen upon a copy of this I’ll snap it up, & I’ll give This is Life a chance too 😉
How funny, Madame Bibi – This Is Life was the only book of his I’d read, and was extremely charming. I had a quick look on Amazon at TVCH and can see some adjectives used by reviewers which certainly does not suggest the feelgood!
This is a fun review! I got all confused because my husband thought Richard Dawkins was dead, which means no worries on the legal front. But, according to Wikipedia (and a Tweet sent by Professor Dawkins some 8 hours ago), he is alive and well!
Thanks, Grab the lapels!
I always love your reviews for the way they are written as much as the books you are reviewing, and I found this one particularly entertaining! Perhaps revealing my somewhat child-like joy in animal noises– I loved the “barked, whinnied, howled, screeched…” section!
Ah, bless you, Victoria!
Not one for me but I really enjoyed your review, a big smile for the day, and that duck is mesmerising!
Isn’t it a great duck! Thanks Underrunner
An absolutely brilliant review of what sounds like a delightfully naughty book – hopefully a copy won’t fall into the hands of anyone called Richard Dawkins 😉
I think, when Rhodes was trying to find a publisher, and everyone was nervously twitching out of fears of litigation, he wrote to someone called Richard Dawkins who had recently done one of his FaceTwit rants on behalf of free speech and satire, (after the Charlie Hebdo attack) to ask if he would support the free speech and satire of Rhodes’ book, but he has not heard back. Rhodes, who is clearly a man of mischief, is trying to get a copy INTO Mr Dawkins’ hands.